I’m running low on disk space…
Monday, January 2nd, 2012Oh, Christmas Tree
Monday, December 26th, 2011Good night, sweet Christmas Tree. Time for another season of hibernation. All the ornaments have been removed and all that needs to occur now is to dismantle you. While I wish you could have enjoyed a more festive Sarah this holiday season, at least you got out of the confines of your thick plastic bag [...]
I’m a paid spokesperson…
Friday, December 23rd, 2011I love hush puppies
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011To help me through my holiday depression I’ve been watching a fair amount of movies on television. I’m currently watching “White Christmas” on AMC. Since this particular network is geared towards airing “classic” movies, it is often fraught with ads for senior citizens – like the constantly running ad for AARP insurance. “Let’s leave a [...]
Look out, world. Here I come.
Friday, December 16th, 2011High Hopes and a guy named Steve.
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011I understand that my website is giving some people the warning that it has “malware”. I’m looking into that and working on getting it fixed as soon as possible. I apologize for any inconvenience or if your computer unexpectedly blew up when all you were trying to do was get a dose of Sarah. I’ve [...]
Still HAMA positive…
Thursday, November 10th, 2011Another Looooonnnnng commercial break…
Monday, November 7th, 2011You wouldn’t BELIEVE what’s been going on here. Unfortunately, I cannot share it with you… yet! But be warned. It’s gonna blow your socks off. Or make you nauseous. Or make you laugh ’til you pee your pants. Trust me, something will happen to you on an emotional/physical level. I guarantee it. I can, however, [...]
It’s “National Soft Serve Ice Cream” Day
Thursday, August 18th, 2011Soft serve ice cream reminds me of Kirkersville, Ohio, which is my hometown. Kirkersville is a wee-bitty village with a population of about 700 (this number does NOT include cows). Everybody knew everyone AND their business. I was only a mild troublemaker so my name wasn’t in the rumor mill all that often. I did, [...]

