It’s National Whipped Cream Day

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

I don’t love whipped cream. Many of you know that I’m not a big fan of dessert so since whipped cream is traditionally a dessert topping, I suppose it goes into the dessert category. Now, I should state that I kinda like it if it’s being shot out of a pressurized can straight into my [...]

I’m running low on disk space…

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Every time I turn on my computer it says that I’m running low on disk space. I’m not quite sure what to purge so I just leave it, knowing that my computer is getting slower and more tired and wishing it could just lie on the couch and watch an Arrested Development marathon. Oh, wait. [...]

Oh, Christmas Tree

Monday, December 26th, 2011

Good night, sweet Christmas Tree. Time for another season of hibernation. All the ornaments have been removed and all that needs to occur now is to dismantle you. While I wish you could have enjoyed a more festive Sarah this holiday season, at least you got out of the confines of your thick plastic bag [...]

I’m a paid spokesperson…

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Today I decided that I was through with my funk. I said “Funk off, funk, I’m over you already.” Really though, I decided that since I cannot change anything that has happened in my life I should just go ahead and embrace it. Oh, okay. I’m not going to embrace it. But I’m through letting [...]

I love hush puppies

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

To help me through my holiday depression I’ve been watching a fair amount of movies on television. I’m currently watching “White Christmas” on AMC. Since this particular network is geared towards airing “classic” movies, it is often fraught with ads for senior citizens – like the constantly running ad for AARP insurance. “Let’s leave a [...]

Look out, world. Here I come.

Friday, December 16th, 2011

So, I just returned from watching the movie “Young Adult” with Charlize Theron. It’s brand new in theaters today and since I love her and I love quirky stuff, I thought this would be an excellent option for spending a night by myself. Boy, was I wrong. It made me dissolve into a big old [...]

High Hopes and a guy named Steve.

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

I understand that my website is giving some people the warning that it has “malware”. I’m looking into that and working on getting it fixed as soon as possible. I apologize for any inconvenience or if your computer unexpectedly blew up when all you were trying to do was get a dose of Sarah. I’ve [...]

Still HAMA positive…

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Just heard that Ben is still HAMA positive. The treatment team in NYC met yesterday to discuss what to do next but we don’t know what the plan is yet. It’s also time for scans… so hopefully we’ll be able to get that scheduled here in Denver since there’s no foreseeable trip to NYC coming [...]

Another Looooonnnnng commercial break…

Monday, November 7th, 2011

You wouldn’t BELIEVE what’s been going on here. Unfortunately, I cannot share it with you… yet! But be warned. It’s gonna blow your socks off. Or make you nauseous. Or make you laugh ’til you pee your pants. Trust me, something will happen to you on an emotional/physical level. I guarantee it. I can, however, [...]

It’s “National Soft Serve Ice Cream” Day

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Soft serve ice cream reminds me of Kirkersville, Ohio, which is my hometown. Kirkersville is a wee-bitty village with a population of about 700 (this number does NOT include cows). Everybody knew everyone AND their business. I was only a mild troublemaker so my name wasn’t in the rumor mill all that often. I did, [...]

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