Really. I’m not joking. Be Aware of the Hairball. Today is not necessarily a day of celebration, but merely a day of being aware. I wonder if it has a ribbon? I’ve had lots of cats over the years so I’ve seen my fair share of hairballs. Some of my cats never had any problems [...]
Have I got a story for you. Don’t I always? And you love them. Don’t you? You know you do. Admit it. You can’t wait to immerse yourself in the gooey, sticky mess that surrounds me. I’m catchy. Addictive. I’m crack. Fly paper. A train wreck. A can of Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t [...]
Lalalalalalala. No. No. No. I’m NOT LISTENING! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! STOP! NO! I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THIS! Maybe if I continue to act like a child – the way I absolutely feel like acting right now – I can gloss over the terrible news that people keep trying to tell me. She’s gone. [...]
Madeline and her Dad have a special game they like to play each morning called “Dragon Breath”. How to play: take turns treating your opponent as a breathalyzer by blowing your high-octane morning breath in the general direction of their olfactory nerve. Rules: 1) You cannot brush your teeth before playing. 2) You CAN fuel [...]
On this day in 1934, the staff of the Mount Washington Observatory in New Hampshire recorded the highest surface wind ever measured, which was officially recorded at 231 miles per hour. In honor of this crazy big wind, the ‘powers that be’ created “Big Wind Day” to celebrate what probably would have blown Dorothy and [...]
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